Deep Dish

I gotta admit I've been pretty lazy with the blog lately. Apologies, there's several reasons for this. None of which I can identify besides laziness. But anyways, that's all going to change. I've been pondering thoroughly what I'm going to do with all of this unused, useless footage clogging my hard drive, and the conclusion I've come to is just release a crappy little mini-series over the winter in an attempt to keep your boredom at bay (More importantly, Cheesebonk videos have been rampant and awesome lately, Chase just made this one). And I want to conduct an interview or two. At least one with Mike Miller. Because he's got awesome stories that I want to put on the internet. Plus I'm going to get rid of this "Urban Litterbox" title, it doesn't feel right. Crap was way more appropriate for what we're doing over here. Virtual Crapping. That's an even worser name than Urban Litterbox. Peep a new banner soon.

So enough business talk. We've got less than 3 weeks left in this semester, which is crazy, and then I'll be back in Wisconsin until the end of January (Besides coming to the Delta Christmas Party at Lomas's house and going to Florida to sleep on my cousin's couch for a couple days). Every time I go home I remember how much I love going home. Homies, Family, Cream City, PS2, Planet Earth on DVR, and really just not a lot of stress in general. And you fellow Crappers, consider my parents' basement your second home. This past weekend we spent a lot of time hanging out and being generally cool dudes. And I held a baby for the first time, something I am not qualified to do. Here's pictures that have nothing to do with holding a baby.

Makeshift ingredients for a spectacular night

Additions were made to the roster

Benefits to edible parephenalia pariphanalia pot smoking devices

Jaw Wuidth, a necessary factor to consider for any successful athlete.

Bart Nachos, Meet ABE

Macro Hank

Irony fricking Rules.

By the way, Karl just developed a bunch of film from the past couple of months, and he's putting up a couple new ones a day. So be sure to check that out. He's a secretive man, I doubt we'll be lucky enough to score an interview with him this year. It's alright, I'd rather make out with Mike anyways.

Sega Soccer Slam

Finally I found a cord to transfer shit to my computer. Tight. We had a private session at Cream last night and then went to Nordy's and watched Get Rich or Die Trying while playing with Nerf Guns. Here's a recap.

I'm drinking my parents beer and watching Ocean's Twelve. Adios Muchachos.

Save the Neck for Me, Clark

'Tis the Season. I'll post a video later.

Shotgun the Sink

I took pictures and videos of cool things tonight but apparently I forgot to bring the cord to transfer stuff from my camera to my computer. So I leave you with this.

I'll find a cord tomorrow.

Don't Freak Out, Bro

It's still us Crapheads. I've just made a relatively executive decision (with the help of others) to change the title from "CRAP" to "Urban Litterbox". It makes us sound hip, and as if we actually have something neat to contribute to society. Well, we still don't suckers! So keep dreaming.

I made this crappy banner in Photoshop. I don't really know how to use Photoshop, but I got a free hacked version and I had a class on it in high school, so basically I remember how to make a new layer and merge layers together. So I just kind of guessed. The pictures on the sidebar of the paintbrush and the eraser were my biggest assistants. I know all 4 of you reading this have busy lives and would rather do other things, but if you are so inclined to make a banner for this crappy blog, feel free and I will post it up there instead of this one. I made mine 750 pixels wide by 243 tall. Or high. Height = 243. Pixels. So if you want to make one in Photoshop or Microsoft Paint or on the back of a dog just send it to me in roughly that size. Or whatever size you want. And I'll put it up there.

Moral of the story: Even though I put more time into making this blog look appealing, it's still a pile of crap. So don't worry about that. I've also added a list of links to other places you should spend your time as opposed to here. They are at the bottom of the page. Please note that Facebook is not one of these links. Here's some old pictures, some newer than the ones that are older.

Nord + Vulcanized Taco

I wanna know where the gold at

You tryna catch my fade?

Lunchable in a Coffin

Fresh Batch.

Purely Hank Diet

The Netherfriends are tight

Buffer Zone restricts accessorization

Always Pimping

Keeping it crappy since forever.

Fresh Crab Legs Every 5 Minutes

Cabin Fever is already beginning to set in. I stole a bunch of pictures from Mike's hard drive last night, here's some classix. Good thing we've all got plenty of footage we've done nothing with these last couple of months so all those nights we spend in front of the fireplace watching snowflakes fall gently on the ground can be spent editing footage instead of jerking off. Or at least before jerking off.

If you're bummed that you aren't skating, at least take comfort in the fact that you aren't doing this.