Renegade a Pepsi at my Grandparents'

Hanked as balls and ultra gorked. In no condition to post. Here is a photo recap capturing our travel from Chicago to Mike's Grandparents' house to The Falls. Make yer own captions.

Already on the way to an amazing weekend. We're actually skating tomorrow. Not bad for a skate blog.

Fun Funner Funnest

Heading out this afternoon to Milwaukee. Hopefully Mike's Grammy will have hella cookies for us to eat on our journey. If not we'll have to resort to satisfying our cravings with buckets of Hank. We hung out at Blake's for a little while last night, here's a quick recap.

Blake's Karl Shoes...

And New Favorite Hobby.

This dude is fucking insane. Thanks for putting that bottle in the picture, Michael.

No Sympathy for Ramp Tramps.

We'll be in the Falls tonight, ripping shit up.* Then we're headed to Milwaukee for a Halloween weekend full of Skating, Hank, Gork, and Thrasher Skate and Destroy for PS1. Should be pretty beastmode, if I could say so myself. I'd also like to extend my well wishes to Parker Hanson. Hope your grilled cheese was delicious, buddy. Everyone keep this sweet boy in your hearts.

:')

*Ripping Shit Up: Consists mostly of playing with my cat, drinking cheap booze, playing Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance on PS2, smoking weed on the driveway, and going to Taco Bell. Later Suckers.

Mellow BJ's

It's been a while since I last posted. I have been busy exploring the world, and conquering the horizon. Also, I've been too lazy to post anything. These past few weeks have been crazy. My brother's train hit a car, I saw Dr. Dog, Chase came out, and we had an ice cream cake party. You should know all of this since you keep up with the blog. Anyways, here are some pictures describing what has happened in the weeks of my absence. Another thing, we are going to Milwaukee this weekend for Halloween and to do hoodrat things. Except a video update soon, since I have about 20 minutes of unused shit on my computer. Watch this

Bike Rack to the Chest

Things are continuing to look up. Mike's ankle is healed enough to start to learn new tricks, me and Kal are going to retrieve his UPass tomorrow, and Chase just posted a super tight video on Cheesebonk. If you're too lazy to click that link, hear it iz.

On a sad note, Blake will not be able to join us for the Milwaukee excursion this weekend. He's got to finish filming for his video, which is going to be hecka pimp. Keep up the good work, buddy.

;)

I'm on a new diet where I only drink hot sauce. Wish me luck.

ReDomption

Last night I was surprised at Mike's apartment with hundreds of balloons and an ice cream cake in honor of the worst weekend ever. We watched Steve Zissou's the Life Aquatic, which I've been meaning to see forever, and is ultra good. I'm still waiting for the aftermath of getting written up, we're going to retrieve Kalonji's confiscated UPass on Thursday, and we're coming to Milwaukee on Friday. Things are looking up.

This is the only picture I took this weekend.

Party!! 

Destruction.

Some shredding for your eyeballs. Kevin Terpening. Dude Rules.

Breaking News! I just got a text from Chase. Some girl in his class is singing "Chicken Bone, Nowison, nowison, nowison." Oh, and if you haven't heard, Beyonce's pregnant. Like I said, things are looking up.

Karma Overload.

I saw a dead pigeon in the street today. It's head got run over. That pretty much sums up our weekend. I didn't have my camera for any of it, but that's probably better. I tried writing a long post describing it, but honestly I can't even do it justice. Just ask me or ask Chase, or ask both of us. Here's a couple pick me ups.

These are baby Pandas.

That's my dad with the mustache, I'm in red and my brother has that sick blue and yellow kit.

Art.

Sorry the updates are slacking. We'll be in Milwaukee next weekend, so expect hella pictures of my cat.

Ze Cat Brings Ze Newspaper

Karl and I got in on the strike at the Hilton. I don't really know what it's about, we're just in it for the signs. Which we made some improvements to. I'm Pro-October. Anti-September.

Avid Believer in the Cause.

Taxpayers Strike Hilton!

Shotgunnaz ftw.

I'm horny. I want to grab some zorbs. Later Suckaz.

One Upped Us Again, You Dogs!

Karl almost got ran over by a car, which is insane, Mike is getting sick, which sucks, some girl left a fuckstain on Blake's couch, which is gross for Blake and his roommates but hilarious for the rest of us, and Mike's brother Paul was riding on a train when it hit a car today. Things are going well.

Smoking Hot!

The show was tight as shizzle. Even tighter. Tighter than the o.g. Schiz, Austin. If you don't know who that is, well then you have no idea how tight the show was. Greg and Jake were down from Milwaukee and we partied heartily. And I ate some of Mike's waffle fries, which was a personal highlight of the night.

Talking about new parkour moves we're working on.

Starfucker rules.

Definitely switching my major to photography.

Octopus Project is so pimp.

Babe of the century.

Leaking tricks for Octobertage.

Dudes fading into the night.

Drive safe Greg and Jake. All you others, drive recklessly.

Arabian Goggles

Yesterday was a good one. We skated early in the evening and filmed Mike being super drunk late in the evening. I have lots of crappy footage, I'm making an Octobertage soon chock full of anything but serious skateboarding. I know you must be getting tired of just pictures. But too bad, suckas, cuz here are some more!

Construction of the new Indoor park at Grant Plaza

Nice Helmet. What a poseur. 

Party Line Plan 1

Party line Plan revised.

Tommy getting buck wild

Tourist for life

Watching skate videos in process to the drunkest Mike has ever been.

Octopus Project and Starfucker tonight ya'll. Octobertage dropping Spring 2018.