Retro Prostitute

I just figured out that you can write words in rainbow colors. Technology is amazing.

Tommy wanted to play volleyball with those guys real bad

Blake was displaying impressive Steez

 

Ke$ha and Mike Miller

And a quick public service announcement from Karl.

Now get out there and win.

Soo0o0 high right now

Rushed blog post. Kevin threatened to delete my name after my outburst last night. We seshed the shit out of Grant and got really young and reckless at some points.

Karl got new shoes...

























and shredded the piss out of them
































Kevin lost his Mind






















Hospital






















Two NBD's at Grant








































Two best looking dudes in the Chi












Video soon bros.....

Spraypaint Vr Pvppies

In honor of the Pimp lifestyle, we had a product toss at Grant Plaza the other night. It was perfect timing because Karl was out of Bananas. Here is the media coverage of the event, complete with behind the scenes footage.

Here are some more things I have been hyped on lately. And always. Coming home on Friday. Yaysh.

dudley death drop

According to the scoreboard, the Bears won. But according to the record book, the Packers won.

Both teams have tons of sportsmanship and were very respectful of each other. The packers watched this in the locker room before they played today. Packers went for the record today, and BROKE IT!!!!! 18 penalties in 60 minutes of game time. Mark Tauscher killed it in the game and helped them break the record. If one man could lead a team to record breaking behavior, it's Mark Tauscher.

Bunny Boy

Just watched the movie Gummo for the first time. Holy shit. Amazing film. That's probably one of the only serious things I'll ever say on this blogsite. Here's our weekend thus far.

Mutant homie

He's down.

Pauly's is alright with me

Hyped

Meal of Champions

Favorite zone of the night.

Second favorite.

Go team go.

Booyakasha

Last night was a fun night. We hyped the kids up with a product toss at Grant Park, drank fine Milwaukee drinks, and fought each other. Here is a quick photo recap:

Always hyped on free product

Martial Arts vs. Hockey

Fun

"Dude, you broke one of my buttons."

Blake was just thirsty for blood...

but I knocked his ass out

Video soon to come.

Hula Hoop Extraordinaire

There is a time in every young man's life where he realizes who he is becoming in this world. Some go on to be successful businessmen, some lead lives as responsible fathers and supportive husbands, and some rot in the gutter. But a select few men never actually become men. They have known what they are from day one, and choose to live their lives as what they truly are. Bad Kids. This short documentary features some shining Bad Kids of our generation.

I'm horny.

You Lullard

Me and Mike explored the Library today. Mainly the Gorf Section.

 

Yum

 Word.

This is actually a subject I'm very interested in.

Peace, Fuckers!

Eco-Friendly Girls Turn Me On

I played a great game of NBA Jam tonight. Literally the only reason I'm updating.

I believe enough has been said on the matter. Detlef Schrempf for president.

No Sour Cream

Hey, just letting you all know I'm not dead. I was sick this weekend, but I drank Gatorade and ate nutritious meals and now I am almost better. I washed my hair too. Today, me Blake and Karl went and played skateboards for a short while at Fulton Market, but I blew it and forgot my digital camera. So, here is a picture of Blake eating a Burrito.

I'm editing footage. Keep a watchful eye on the horizon for that. Or just check back here.

Waka Floco Taco

Kevin has fallen ill with what may or may not be Pica. Although the cause is unknown, one can only conclude it is from his young and reckless lifestyle or his love of second hand smoke. In the mean time, I will be taking over and posting crap.

Here's a video showing off how bad of a kid Karl really is


How did we not see the signs?





































Get well soon Kevin

Get Freaky

Lots of cool things are happening lately in the world of skateboarding. Cheesebonk is killing it as always, the Gorf Life and Michael Sieben are teaming up and doing it cool, and not to mention the September ROTM is a shredda. Oh, and all the Chicago dudes I've met hate the mickeyskate trolls. Also, I almost landed a kickflip, and Mike Miller's ankle is healing. But hey here are some pictures.

For Identification purposes

Gotta make weight for wrestling season

Dudes be flirtin.

Karl ran out of cigarettes.

Pimp.

P.S. I have digicam footy piling up. Hopefully I will have some of it edited before October.

Poop Goth

Just some quick pimp coverage, as usual.

Karl did neat tricks at this place

Another qool spot. Ledge/alligator hybrid.

School Shopping

Seems legit.

Keep Sk9ing.

Spice up your Life

Digital Camera was dead all weekend, sorry. But Mike's wasn't. Trailer for a two part epic film.

Cheesebonk interaction t-minus 5 dayz. Hyped.

Isaac Newton

Our friend Hot Karl likes a few things in life. Bear, Pots, and Skateboarding with his friends. This video made by our very own Mike Miller celebrates one of these things, and Karl took it upon himself to celebrate the other two at various points throughout the evening.

 I'm sure he likes other things as well. Let's get it on.

Ballsack Bros

I took little video clips of things when I was in New York. Here they are. Coincidentally, I don't think I actually got any clips of the wedding itself. Whoops.

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I don't know where it's like where you are, but where I am its a beautiful day. So put on some cutoffs and tube socks and go play with your friends.

Actually something worth seeing

If you haven't watched this yet, you should.

He's neat.

Hot Karl

Really Nothing Important. As usual. Video soon. Also containing nothing important.